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yes dear

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”

marry means

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
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required three things

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid

husband and wife.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
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marriage cake

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

fool wife

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
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marriage degree

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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marriage is a alarm clock.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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