coming in exam
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
Archive for the ‘exams sms’ Category
Excitement in Examz!!!…
Friday, July 17th, 2009Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
5 Points of Normal student
Monday, June 8th, 20095 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.
student write sign board
Sunday, May 25th, 2008A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Best wishes for your exam
Sunday, May 18th, 2008To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
A student grabbed a coin
Sunday, May 18th, 2008A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..
History teacher
Saturday, May 17th, 2008History teacher:
From where did the Mughals rule?
Student:
Sir…I am not sure
I think from page 15 to 26
A beautiful teacher
Saturday, May 17th, 2008Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!