LOVELY&HORRIBLE
Sunday, August 29th, 2010->
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”
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Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”
Kehdo un pharno walo say, * kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay, * jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain, * utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
“Examination is garden, success is flower, God Bless you with power to pluck this flower….. ”
If accountants make movies,the names would be
Rab ne bna di
BALANCE SHEET
MUNNA BHAI A.C.C.A
Chak de DOUBLE ENTRY
Ramchand RECEIVABLE
hmara LEDGER aE mil gaya
CASH waly PROFIT lejayengy
Ham TAX de chuky sanam
Main INVESTMENT ki deewani hun
RANG de INVENTORY
AUDIT to hona hi tha….
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.