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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..

History teacher:
From where did the Mughals rule?

Student:
Sir…I am not sure

I think from page 15 to 26

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion..

Teacher: Can anybody give example of “Coincidence”?
Sandeep: Sir my mother and father
got married on the same day, Same time

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail