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Love is emotion & Kiss is practical

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Defination of a nurse

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

I find u my best friend

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:

2 lovers in park

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

strange story

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Once upon a time

In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan

But Villan loves heros
Sister

But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother

But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister

Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r thoese?
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Producer And Director!

Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA

Friday, January 18th, 2008

One hand on HORN,

One hand on GEAR,

One ear listening d SONGS,

1 foot on ACCELERATOR,

And 1 on CLUTCH

Eyes on FEMALE in other car

Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”

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