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Gandi g: main kapre nahin pehnu ga daish k liye.
Malaika sherawat: main kapre nahin pehnu gi daish waloon k liye

wo tyra moskrana,
wo tyar srmana.
srma kr apny he ap main simmt jana,
wo tyra myre bahon main jolna,
wo tujy payar krna,
wo tyra jism chona,
wo tare chary ko apnay hathon main lyna,
wo hasien lamhay,
na bolon gha

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Amjad

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

“Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

“Govt.”

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin,
koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko,
mazakh ki bih koi hadh hoti hay

Aik pagal ghussay mein:
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa
mita dungaa
mita dungaaaaaaaaa

Doosra pagal: he he he hahahahahahah
main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!