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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere …
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam diya hai,,
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An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now(khotay)
he he he he ho
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Khali hai na?

Sala apun ko bi khali hi aya tha
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Jab ap subha utho to apni lambi zindagi ki dua kia karo bcoz ap ko abhi zanda rehna hy.
Phir NAHA bhi liya karo bcoz dosroon ko bhi zinda rehna hai.
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Mathematical joke:(13×13x13)=?
Think, Think deeply

Not getting

Ans: SUROOR!

Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

Suno!

Tum ek Insan nahi ho

Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho

Kyon k!

Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
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Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha.