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“SHAETAN” ne pocha kisi
NAIK
Shakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.

Main ne AP ka number dia to SHAITAN bola.

A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!

Terey chahrey par udaasi ankhoo mein nami hai……
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national namak istemaal karo tumhain iodine ki Kamee hai

Dil me ap
dharkan me ap
fiza me ap
zamin me ap
ankhon me ap
sansu me ap
jahan b dekhun
bus ap hi ap

Dettol wale sach kehte hain

Jaraseem her jaga hote hain.

Mobile repair krny waly ko agr lose motion ho jaey to doctr ku kaise explain krega?doctr sahb subah se missd calls aa rahe hy.outgoing mai tklif ho rahe hy.suba sy nae nae ringtone bj rhe hy,aur pet mai balance nahe bach raha,jitna b recharge kro utna kharch ho jata hy:-)

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Din

Jb

Tmhari

Shadi

Hogi

Tmhari

Bv

K

Pait

Mn

Mera

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Mera
Ha ha ha
Mera

Bhatija

Hoga.

Kameeny! Dost Pe Shak Krta Hay!

Main ne apne ghar walon ko smjha dya hai wo sb maan gaye hain.
Tm b apnay ghar walon ko bata do wo b man jayen gay k

Shan biryani k sath qorma masala FREE hy.