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Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay…….. Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae.. SArdar: Ek wari keh de.. Parito: Nai.. Sardar: Vekh le tu meri phen nai..

ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop….

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga….
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kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa
main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa
ye sajaa sajaayaa ghar saaqii merii zaat nahiin meraa haal nahiin
ai kaash kabhii tum jaan sako jo us sukh ne aazaar diyaa
main Khulii huii ik sachchaaii mujhe jaanane vaale jaanate hain
main ne kin logon se nafrat kii aur kin logon se pyaar kiyaa
vo ishq bahut mushkil thaa magar aasaan na thaa yuN jiinaa bhii
us ishq ne zindaa rahane kaa mujhe zarf diyaa pindaar diyaa
ik sabz shaaKh gulaab kii thaa ik duniyaa apane pyaar kii thaa
vo ek bahaar jo aaii nahiin us ke liye sab kuchh haar diyaa
main rotaa huuN aur aasmaan se taare TuuTate dekhataa huN
un logon par jin logon ne mere logon ko aazaar diyaa
vo yaar hon yaa mehboob mere yaa kabhii kabhii milane vaale
ik lazzat sab ke milane mein vo zaKhm diyaa yaa pyaar diyaa…
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Auto Wala:
Saab!30 Rupee Hue

Sardar:
Le 15 Rupee

Auto Wala:
Saab,Ye To Baimani He

Sardar:
Abe Baimani Kaisi?
Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai..
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“Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?” “Haan yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!” “Kia kehti hay?” “Kehti hay ‘I LOVE U’ pata nahi ye kameena ‘U’ kon hay ?;-)
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Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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