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Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho?
Sardar: meri behen k abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain
Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

A sardar & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
Sardar bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana .

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle,
Policeman gives hand to stop,
Sardar shouted! oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,
Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai…!!!

Santa to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Santa: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!