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Gandi g: main kapre nahin pehnu ga daish k liye.
Malaika sherawat: main kapre nahin pehnu gi daish waloon k liye

Marnay K 3 AASAN TREQAY

1.SIGRTE Piyo
10 Sal Pehly Mrro Gy

2.drink kro
30 Sal Pehly Mrro Gy

3.Engineering KRLO JETY jee marjaoge

Why I miss my frnz?
Bcz..
They open their ansr sheet during papr & say”Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga”..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty”kal homwrk kr lena warna sir clas se nikal dnge”
Cafe men break k waqt apni plate mjhe dete hue kehte “le kha apne pese qabar men le jana” jb larai hoti to dosri dsk pe bethte or gatey “dost dost na raha pyar pyar na raha”.. Last day ankhon men nami or honto pe sawal “tu mjhe bhol to nhe jaey ga na”?…..

Class me teacher ne kaha jo stupid hy wo khara hojae

Ik bacha khara hogya

teacher:
Tm stupid ho?

Student:
nai! ap akeli khari theen to muje acha ni laga:-)

1 Student Exam ki copy pe apna panja bna rha tha

techr ne kaha paper me to hand ki diagram nhi hy.

Std: Main paper banane wale pe Lanat bej raha hun.

Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo

Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo

Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo

Or gahr wale kehte hen

“bakwas band karo aur BBA complete karo”

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .